Rings, I has them all.

Although efficient, this looks too gay to even attempt.

This is what happens when we don't recognize talent from a young age. He could have been a famous painter instead of chasing road runners all day long.

All right, I'm about to see some action on Chatroulette. Oh, not again!

Ever wondered how the Superman posters are made? Well now you know.

Once you've been to Africa, you ain't coming back.

This guy doesn't need any hands for the job. He has perfect aim.

At any time, somewhere is 5 o'clock.

When sexy times need a motive simply use this handy chart and come up with one.

You probably need a bigger pair of pants or to eat at a restaurant with different chairs.