Just putting my trash there.
That's the way to tease the police.
We are sick of your trash laying in the stairway. Either take it to the bin or collect your teeth from the floor.
Welcome to our awesome playground. The new kids must ride the stinky slide first.
Ohhhh, is that trash for me? BRING IT, GIVE IT TO ME!!!
Trust me, I do. Don't overdrink it pal, it's not worth!