I wish someone would watch my back when using the ATM like this.

All of a sudden this little gun looks way more dangerous with some add-ons. Just $999.99 a piece for a limited time!

So how many pairs of soundproof headphones do I need in order to test out this baby?

Good thing we aren't giving guns to everyone!

I reckon that is quite effective against vegetarian suspects.

Just make sure that the haircut comes out perfect. Otherwise there might be a bit of... consequences.

It didn't want to talk so I had to bring up the gun. I will find out where's the other sock by any means necessary.

Why risk an injury when leaving your child to play with a firearm? Why not use a mortar or heavy machine gun?

The day grandma got a gun was the day I became overweight.

Are you in a hurry and want to get the police there quickly? Sherlock teaches you how to do that with the help of a gun.