Surely this costs a few thousand dollars since it's a result of intensive creativity and good fashion taste. Sarcasm ended.

I'm also curious how these keep being curled from top to bottom instead of straightening up at the top.

We are working with fashion and art. Let's design our logo properly!

So if you ever feel like hitting the snooze button and spending a few more hours in bed, just thing about getting dressed like this so you can sleep throughout the day. Anytime, anywhere.

Tight pants and a beard are the perfect recipe for a disgusting appearance.

Don't be scared, this is just my latest fashion uniform.

On the bright side you won't need a hat to keep your head warm.

So where to begin? A denim purse? A shoe as a purse? A denim shoe?

Remember how everybody said that socks and sandals don't mix? Well now look who's laughing.

This happens all the time, does it not? You simply open the wrong drawer and end up with a pair of panties on your head instead of a hat.