You don't like the smell of my bad decision? Well you might be stressed. Here's something to help you out.

This is the perfect book you should read when surrounded by women.

This is the message you get after unzipping her jeans.

Stop dropping by. We don't like you and we don't want you around. Deal with it.

I feel safer already. You don't want to take on these guys.

Simply by taking a seat on a bench you become the billboard. This implies of course that other people will look at you naked, long legs.

And this way I solve 2 problems at once.

I have cash for brains so don't ask me anything complicated.

Come on, this looks legit. Let's all get in the car for a free ride with Chucky.

Just imagine you get home from a party in the morning. Everything in the room is wrapped in tin foil. The whole floor is filled with plastic cups, each filled with water.