Simply by taking a seat on a bench you become the billboard. This implies of course that other people will look at you naked, long legs.

And this way I solve 2 problems at once.

I have cash for brains so don't ask me anything complicated.

Come on, this looks legit. Let's all get in the car for a free ride with Chucky.

Just imagine you get home from a party in the morning. Everything in the room is wrapped in tin foil. The whole floor is filled with plastic cups, each filled with water.

We haven't been to school and don't know what kind of vegetable is this so we just labeled it as random.

What's better than crowd surfing at a party? Surfing on the guy who is crowd surfing!

I don't know who you are and where you came from, but let me just tell you that me and your mom, we did some things.

Under no circumstance should you use both of these devices at the same time. We'll lose our orbit and get fried.

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