I am 100% sure that there will be a couple of Tesla owners driving in and asking for the free oil change.

It's great that oil extraction doesn't destroy the scenery.

It's just some basic oil for the car. Go to the store and get some.

Welcome to our pubic oil which used to be a public toilet.

Olive oil is more important than rock & roll. And we have plenty.

Only a few will understand the meaning of this...

Oh, you need gas? That is so hilarious. Get your own electric vehicle next time.

BP should try to follow their own advice and take responsibility over their oil spills.