That surely must have been one of the craziest nights.

Women cannot be understood. And if they were, you'd hate them.

Now you will just have to compare your skin to this sign every 10 minutes and you should be just fine.

Apparently you cannot even spell correctly so I'm going to offer you my own services.

Imagine that. Women really do talk more then men. Who would have ever dreamed of that?

Your iPhone has been kidnapped. I need sustenance and you need your phone back.

This sounds like a serious cause. Better give some money fast.

Just hope this isn't a male.

Now that you mentioned it, I'm not sure what they are.

I've heard about diving in pools, but in the bathtub?