What better license plate could you get for your tow truck?

Taking a piss? Why not take a selfie while you're at it? And post it online for your friends!

When going to the strip club this has to be the perfect camouflage pattern.

That German flag may be a little outdated. Just sayin.

This dog is lost. If you find him just run. And call us later.

That surely must have been one of the craziest nights.

Women cannot be understood. And if they were, you'd hate them.

Now you will just have to compare your skin to this sign every 10 minutes and you should be just fine.

Apparently you cannot even spell correctly so I'm going to offer you my own services.

Imagine that. Women really do talk more then men. Who would have ever dreamed of that?