Poor wong. He is sometimes on many Levels.

That's right, you get turned in if you keep raising those prices.

By all means, roll the cameras and take out the spiders.

Being the president means that you can't even take a dump without someone marking it on the wall.

I'm guessing this doesn't include photos of Bear Grills eating.

What better license plate could you get for your tow truck?

Taking a piss? Why not take a selfie while you're at it? And post it online for your friends!

When going to the strip club this has to be the perfect camouflage pattern.

That German flag may be a little outdated. Just sayin.

This dog is lost. If you find him just run. And call us later.