Give a big hug and get yourself a free Coke.

Get your discounted cows today. Special offer for those used cows.

That is some tight lock. Nobody's going to get past that door.

Working at Pho King has its benefits. I can talk shit to people without getting in trouble.

A sound dating advice from neckbeard guy. He knows what he's saying.

There are a lot of thieves around here so you better place all your valuables under your watch.

We have a very fierce turtle that will attack you. Just in a slow way.

I knew that drinking is helpful to my brain.

This kid has a bright future ahead of him. Just keep those family values in focus.

Don't forget to close this gate. Otherwise anybody can get in easily.