Just in case you want to share your special shitty moment with a friend. Nothing too awkward.

I present to you my kid.

I just need to finish debugging this file and I'll catch the wave. But first, science.

I told you over and over again to watch out for the sofa crack.

Wouldn't you know it? Being happy was always about alcohol.

Give a big hug and get yourself a free Coke.

Get your discounted cows today. Special offer for those used cows.

That is some tight lock. Nobody's going to get past that door.

Working at Pho King has its benefits. I can talk shit to people without getting in trouble.

A sound dating advice from neckbeard guy. He knows what he's saying.