Use the traditional means of communication. Stop asking for free WiFi!

Imagine that. Women really do talk more then men. Who would have ever dreamed of that?

So, people, please don't interrupt me while I'm talking to myself, thanks.

They talk... and they talk a lot for sure. Blah-blah! Yeah, all the women will throw tomatoes at me, hahahah!

When you're talking to yourself, you're always getting the answer you're looking for.

That moment.. you can't stop thinking about every single mistake you've made your entire life!

I am a naughty dishwasher and you need to place all kinds of dirty things in me.

If I were you, I'd take her advice.