I still need to carry on with my scheduled dives, even if my boss told me to stay at home during the pandemic.

This newspaper has reached new depths of journalism. This should also be labeled as breaking news.

Sorry for picking up on her mate, but this is simply too good!

Just relax guys, we're all in the same boat around here...

If you speak at the sea and there is no woman there, are you still wrong? Philosophers have studied this hypothetical situation for decades.

Oh, you wanted some sea food? Ain't no sea food around these parts. Why don't you try our calamari themed hot dogs?

I just need to finish debugging this file and I'll catch the wave. But first, science.

I can't wait to go to the beach and feel like I'm staying in a city landfill.

I really can't blame the sharks, they're great fellows, it's not their fault.

Don't worry... There is plenty of fish in the sea.. Arghhh, too bad for me, I suck at fishing. Mmmm...NOT! HAHAHAH