Got an old pair of shorts from your large friend? Why not make a brand new dress for your fabulous self?

Every flight has one of these passengers in the check in queue.

Please take me, my two kids, two dogs and our cat. You'll love us!

A great favor has been requested today from Evan. Will he be able to honor it?

Where there is a will, there is surely a way. And Asian women know how to find it.

It's really cranberry but with a little extra something. Something else. That we don't know.

Imagine the look on both their faces when they realized what's going on.

Why be fat and ugly when you can only be ugly? Go on, give us a try.

That must be one of the most incredible parking cards I ever got.

Well now you know where the bent came from. Remember kids, no texting while driving. And no driving!