It's really cranberry but with a little extra something. Something else. That we don't know.

Imagine the look on both their faces when they realized what's going on.

Why be fat and ugly when you can only be ugly? Go on, give us a try.

That must be one of the most incredible parking cards I ever got.

Well now you know where the bent came from. Remember kids, no texting while driving. And no driving!

Horse is tired. Needs resting. Hope he doesn't step on the dogs.

Look mum, I am sending you a picture with me and a titty. I knew you will be proud.

A great gift for girls, but you cannot ask any guy to take your flash. Ever.

If you want the police to stop you constantly go on and take this one.

Want to get a free massage from your kid? This guy has the answer.