Prepare to be insulted by yet another Canadian graffiti.

Secret lover should remain secret. Otherwise what's the point.

What was the little one called again?

This has got to be one of the cruelest insults you can get. Go on, go home and cry. At least you will park like an asshole at home.

Someone really forced this guy to eat his beard?

If there is one spot you shouldn't leave your car in, it's definitely the helipad.

Every junkie ends up at Taco Bell after closing hours.

At least they're waterproof and dustproof now.

Our lesson today will be spelling.

If you get poor reception just ask him to stop and place your phone near his head.