I do not think I want to know what more they are offering.

Candy is so last year. We're now baiting them with free kittens.

Probably Scooby Doo would run if he ever saw this Mistery Machine on steroids.

I surely hope that they won't simply pick them up and place them back.

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Somehow I don't believe they thought this through when they started working on those short poles.

I have the legs that defy the laws of physics, a mindset to master the most epic of splits and a pole to... WHAT?

Horse is tired. Needs resting. Hope he doesn't step on the dogs.

We test your DNA on the fly. Find out who is your daddy.

Something tells me that I shouldn't get in this van. Ever.