Go on, dare to steal my car keys now.

No need for the rest of the fence since we have a gate, right?

We got a talented artist right here.

What would balance a glass of wine in your hand?

You got to love the irony on this little old lady's vehicle.

Meet the ultimate swag master. Ain't nobody got more swag than this guy.

Want something black and white? Well no can do. Need more cyan first.

The perfect woman is ready with all the liquids required.

You want a date? What hour will you be available?

I'll just drop by your house tomorrow at the same time to make sure you don't get your package.