Horse is tired. Needs resting. Hope he doesn't step on the dogs.

Look mum, I am sending you a picture with me and a titty. I knew you will be proud.

A great gift for girls, but you cannot ask any guy to take your flash. Ever.

If you want the police to stop you constantly go on and take this one.

Want to get a free massage from your kid? This guy has the answer.

Go on, dare to steal my car keys now.

No need for the rest of the fence since we have a gate, right?

We got a talented artist right here.

What would balance a glass of wine in your hand?

You got to love the irony on this little old lady's vehicle.