No ex testing allowed. Except for certain times.

Better start sending out these invites. She is definitely interested so we are going to jump directly into the wedding!

I'm not too demanding, just make sure you have plenty of cash lying around, are stable and have a bunch of kids.

Well now you know where the bent came from. Remember kids, no texting while driving. And no driving!

Mother of texting in the middle of texting !!! Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you... I'll have to change the whole text... ARGHHH!