Imagine being a smart ass dad and receiving this as the reply.

Ain't nobody going to mess with me and my daughters today.

Honey, have you been playing Jenga on our daughter again?

What? Somebody is dating my daughter? Put an end to his miserable life once and for all!

My daughter ended up looking like a parrot. My mission as a father has ended miserably. I can only accept defeat and move on.

My daughter is certainly going places when she'll be older. Non-engineering places that is.

Imagine the look on both their faces when they realized what's going on.

You want to talk to me? Time is money so if you ain't payin' I ain't sayin'.

We ain't got no swing so I'll be one for my daughter.

We taught our daughter that drinking is very important. She hasn't forgotten after all these years.