Feeling lonely on the toilet? Why not get a friend to help pass the time?

It may be just a funny remark. Or it may have been placed on the card after somebody actually robbed him.

Who would have thought that this printer was meant to actually print. Thanks Ubuntu for a clear, precise and helpful error message. I'm going back to Windows.

Just place my package under the mat and I'll get it when I come home.

Real men don't use a lighter. Real men set fire to their hands.

We know that watching porn in public is difficult. Now you can get this perfect solution to both your cold hands and the prying eyes of others.

And this way the bridge is completely closed. Nobody is going to get past this.

A little deflated, but all in all it does have the same colors, so it must be good.

Oh honey, that ass is still as tight as it was in highschool.

Sounds legit. Why not give this man a lift.