What other people think web designers look like at their jobs.

My job is very depressing. And my puns are just as much.

Another politically correct way to call someone an aircraft carrier.

You think your butt is too flat? Why not come here so we can show you how you can pump up that booty.

In Venice every exit is a fire exit.

Feeling lonely on the toilet? Why not get a friend to help pass the time?

It may be just a funny remark. Or it may have been placed on the card after somebody actually robbed him.

Who would have thought that this printer was meant to actually print. Thanks Ubuntu for a clear, precise and helpful error message. I'm going back to Windows.

Just place my package under the mat and I'll get it when I come home.

Real men don't use a lighter. Real men set fire to their hands.