I don't believe anything. I came here to see some good old fashioned beatings and some blood. I need adrenaline!

Take those 3 easy steps and you can be on your way to make millions.

Come right up and take our anti fat elixir. It's legit!

Well, there is no use wasting paper to write another name. Think of the trees!

Poor girl will regret the day she married Mr L.

I knew I shouldn't have listened to you and just forward that chain email back in '08. Now look how lonely I am.

This happens when you wash your tie one time too many.

Girls, stop imagining stuff. Real men cook meth.

My puns are so lame that she doesn't carrot all.

Lonely socks wall. The place where all socks are left to rest in peace, alone.