Girls, stop imagining stuff. Real men cook meth.

My puns are so lame that she doesn't carrot all.

Lonely socks wall. The place where all socks are left to rest in peace, alone.

What other people think web designers look like at their jobs.

My job is very depressing. And my puns are just as much.

Another politically correct way to call someone an aircraft carrier.

You think your butt is too flat? Why not come here so we can show you how you can pump up that booty.

In Venice every exit is a fire exit.

Feeling lonely on the toilet? Why not get a friend to help pass the time?

It may be just a funny remark. Or it may have been placed on the card after somebody actually robbed him.