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And this way the bridge is completely closed. Nobody is going to get past this.

A little deflated, but all in all it does have the same colors, so it must be good.

Oh honey, that ass is still as tight as it was in highschool.

Sounds legit. Why not give this man a lift.

Looks like this sock responds to sock. If you need it just take it away.

So what if I'm disabled? That doesn't mean I can't ride a bike.

What a great way to plan ahead your door position.

You don't need to be Heisenberg to work for us. Although that would be considered a big plus.

Halloween is so depressing for certain fruits.