I knew I shouldn't have listened to you and just forward that chain email back in '08. Now look how lonely I am.

Wow, I finally got one of those antique letters. The stories say that people used to communicate over great distances by writing on a piece of paper.

Hurry up! This is your last day to grab some ass.

It is true that you will die if you do not forward it. Here's the proof.

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