I'll just sit at home and watch TV all day. That's better than taking drugs.

Girls, stop imagining stuff. Real men cook meth.

You don't need to be Heisenberg to work for us. Although that would be considered a big plus.

Yeah, but with so many contaminates you aren't going to get more than 85% purity.

Has somebody ever considered that buying 16 apples and throwing away 4 isn't a valid day-to-day problem?

Do you want all the teachers to get productive in the meth lab?