If you think your relationship with your significant other is not going to well, why not take a look at the alternative?

What a dumb question. It's obviously that I have reached max level and there is nobody worthy of me.

I simply love my computer so please don't judge.

Every time I'm single there are no girls around but the minute I get a girlfriend they are all over me. It's like I'm sexier if I'm taken.

I knew I shouldn't have listened to you and just forward that chain email back in '08. Now look how lonely I am.

I'm not single or married or divorced. I'm downright waiting for a miracle to happen.

At least I can live with myself and I accept me for who I am. Alone

Nothing says I am a slut than wearing this shirt in public.

How do you call men who make "woman in kitchen" jokes? Single.

Ever since Skyrim came out, the single relationship statuses have taken over Facebook.