This one is pretty much begging for me to take it. They didn't even run the chain through a wheel.

The old links were rusting away anyway so the zip-tie will surely last much longer.

This is how you know you are in a third world country: even the liquid soap is chained to the sink.

Finally got around to put my iPhone on the key chain. Unfortunately it cracked the screen so I have to send it back for them to fix it.

Kids with bikes today sure are a lot more stupid than they used to be.

I knew I shouldn't have listened to you and just forward that chain email back in '08. Now look how lonely I am.

Nobody will be able to steal my bike now. This contraption is totally secure.

As they say, the bigger the medallion, the more manly you are. No man, that's not a rim, that's my medallion.

Too bad this guy forgot his anvil at home. That would surely prevent any thief from attempting to steal such a secured vehicle.

Nobody is going to steel my ride now. Unless they pick it up and run away with it.