Grabbing the perfect photo at the very last time he was sleeping peacefully. I'm guessing the water was also cold as hell.

Facebook should really look into adding different hand gestures to posts. Sometimes I really need to mark something that rocks.

Want to get younger? Just shave your beard and you'll get 20 years back. Men only!

We must make sure that anybody parking here is disabled. It's nothing personal, it's just how things work.

Should we keep Matthew's birthday video or would you like to record Ghostbusters?

Listen, human! I don't want you leaving any fruits inside MY bowl. I hope you enjoy the banana I've sat on!

Don't ever let women do a man's job. This is the result.

Jack made it to the news again. This time Heywood Jablome has a competitor.

Jesus, please go to aisle 9, Jesus go to aisle 9. There is some leftover water that needs to be made into wine.

The old extinguisher always expired and needed replacement. Luckily, this bottle of water can bee replenished easily and cheaply.