Girls, stop imagining stuff. Real men cook meth.

You don't need to be Heisenberg to work for us. Although that would be considered a big plus.

Yeah, but with so many contaminates you aren't going to get more than 85% purity.

These news are so fresh that we didn't even have time to change our report template.

Do you want all the teachers to get productive in the meth lab?

I bet this accesory will have a lot of fans, women. So.. If you want to break jaws like a princess, try this one.