Need help around the garden? Why not bring some folks from the police to help you out?

I'm starting to feel like this neighbour an I will have a serious argument over those horrible letters he keeps writing me.

Dear God, why do you have to be like this? Everybody is beautiful and I'm ugly. Either make me beautiful too or I'm not talking to you anymore.

I knew I shouldn't have listened to you and just forward that chain email back in '08. Now look how lonely I am.

Wow, I finally got one of those antique letters. The stories say that people used to communicate over great distances by writing on a piece of paper.

In Germany even the credit company knows you are a badass.

Well.. Someone finally said it. Dear Maths, please do grow up and solve your own problems! Thanks.

This letter is one of the most awesome letters I've ever seen in my whole life. Congratulations to the writer. Hahaha, P.S. You're not even my type.... Hahahahahah!

An engineer's love is so pure, so precise, so perfect.

6 and 9 sure had it coming to them.