This guy is totally not going to do anything productive today.

You thing throwing your wet hair into the air is sexy? Well you ain't seen nothing yet!

Ever seen those irritating Google Glasses people are starting to wear everywhere. I can't stand those. The second I happen to find myself near one of those bastards I'll start saying these exact words.

When even Santa is working 2 jobs, that's when you know the economy is in the toilet.

Now you can have all the juicy orange juice together with some juicy tits in a single package.

My neighbors in Russia keep parking their plane in my spot and nobody can tow away that thing.

The perks of being a tall American in Japan always seem to amaze me.

You ain't hardcore until you sing suspended upside down from a Basketball hoop.

Want to find out if your culture is limited to bacteria?

Lost a label? No worries, I got my sharpie with me today.