My neighbors in Russia keep parking their plane in my spot and nobody can tow away that thing.

The perks of being a tall American in Japan always seem to amaze me.

You ain't hardcore until you sing suspended upside down from a Basketball hoop.

Want to find out if your culture is limited to bacteria?

Lost a label? No worries, I got my sharpie with me today.

This bottle is now only $12.99. Get it while the discount lasts!

You might want to keep your distance from this lady. No need to be close if she decides to feel threatened.

You ask why? Because your family is really poor, that's why.

She hears you have money problems. She pitches in 8$ to solve your debt issues. What a character!

An extra lock is always good to have.