The perks of being a tall American in Japan always seem to amaze me.
Yes, you are right. There is a rat here somewhere. Meanwhile all the ladies let me see you up on the sofa!
I bet he will be really really surprised. Oh boy, oh boy!
Okay... Prepare to get scared mate... BOO!
Jump off your chair in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, BAAAM!
Buhuhuhu, I am going to scare him.... Hahahah..... BANZAAAAAAI!!!!! BOOOOOO!!!!