I guess I've been wearing these tops the wrong way all these years.

The perks of being a tall American in Japan always seem to amaze me.

The new mannequins collection has arrived. Due to the recent budget cuts and because we only sell pants and shoes here there is no need for any torso or arms. This will do.

If it needs scratching it will be scratched. No excuses.

I think your business just failed. Yeah, autch. WTF!??

Someone is probably going to get fired after this stunt.