Next year I'm bringing my horse along in this. Then we'll see who's got the best costume out there.

Whenever you are naughty you will have to take a sit in my special chair.

We're selling the snowman from last year. Any bids?

Careful with this bag around cheese. You wouldn't want to suffocate the cheese, would you?

Got to keep my cats happy and bring fresh fish every day.

Have an absolutely average nice day.

Remember when cutting metal to make sure you don't burn your ass in the process.

Wake me up when it's time for partying again. I'll be lying here wasted until then.

You have high standards and our food is proving to be less than adequate? Then lower those damn standards!

This is why you don't let a noob give you a lion tattoo.