I don't know who this guy is and where he comes from but I need him hired immediately. Someone who knows how to post Facebook videos is clearly someone I want to work with.

In this house it is clear who are the bosses.

Are you constantly being hugged and want to put an end to this? Why not wear a razor dress and let the problem solve itself?

This guy clearly parks like a douchebag an should get his car towed.

I don't know what this looks like but I surely want one of these tv computer microwave things.

Mona Lisa sure as hell lifts up the surrounding mood in this area.

That bar I've got last month has proven to be extremely useful. I can't imagine life without it now.

Good thing the weekend is over and I can get back to work. Oh, look! My pants decided they needed some readjustments. What an awesome day this is going to be!

I can't get to work by car but luckily I own a jet ski. It's even more fun when I splash other people on my way.

Need help around the garden? Why not bring some folks from the police to help you out?