This is going to take a while and many razor blades.

Are you constantly being hugged and want to put an end to this? Why not wear a razor dress and let the problem solve itself?

How to tell if he's a keeper.

Even an old statue needs grooming from time to time.

This is how 2face actually got his scars from. Remember kids, always use a shaving cream.

No, really... did you say razor? What's that?

This is what happens when the power goes out in the middle of your haircut.

So sharp that even pidgeons get cut in half.