Why does NASA bother launching from the US and spend so much fuel here instead of using Australia as a launch pad?

You might want to wear your life jacket while being here. Also note that wearing your life jacket doesn't guarantee your survival.

The old steering wheel got stolen so I had to use this wrench until I get a replacement. It works great.

Look at this fine officer, just protecting our security.

Well go ahead, this juice ain't going to suck itself.

Just why would somebody wear "help" around their necks?

Our employees are some of the brightest minds you ever came across. They just have their special moments sometimes.

Looks like there will be no inspiration for today either.

I wonder how will others respond to me wearing this shirt in church on Sunday.

After Ronald's loss, he swore to avenge his brother's death.