Our studies have confirmed that children are people too. That is just in case you were thinking that kids do not add weight to the elevator.
Does it happen to everybody who shaves?
Keep your drinks safe from our cat.
Be sure to keep the potato hidden. And also wash your hands.
Don't want to move your car? No worries, we will just work around it.
I don't know who this guy is and where he comes from but I need him hired immediately. Someone who knows how to post Facebook videos is clearly someone I want to work with.
In this house it is clear who are the bosses.
Are you constantly being hugged and want to put an end to this? Why not wear a razor dress and let the problem solve itself?
This guy clearly parks like a douchebag an should get his car towed.