I can't feel my legs, but it's fine, I am well dressed for the weather.

That bar I've got last month has proven to be extremely useful. I can't imagine life without it now.

You might want to wear your life jacket while being here. Also note that wearing your life jacket doesn't guarantee your survival.

Ain't nobody got a fart on me. I am the fart ruler. I am the fart boss.

You have sinned for wearing a neon orange jacket. You must be punished.

I look weird but at least I'm not freezing my ass like you are.