Looks like this microwave is done for. But how am I going to get my meal out?

Honey, I think we'll stick to the gas oven for now. I'm not sure this microwave is worth it.

Whenever I accidentally drop my phone into water I always place it as soon as possible in a microwave. It does wonders.

I don't know what this looks like but I surely want one of these tv computer microwave things.

We put the microwave oven in there just in case you needed to heat your sandwich while taking a dump.

I'm never eating microwaved food. If the antichrist is there I might be considered a sinner.

Under no circumstance should you use both of these devices at the same time. We'll lose our orbit and get fried.

I don't stop the microwave for feeling like a bomb defuser. I stop it because I hate that ... noise.

Nobody should heat anything except me!