I can't get to work by car but luckily I own a jet ski. It's even more fun when I splash other people on my way.

Make sure you move because the trees don't. Or else be prepared to hug one while skiing.

Getting ready for the winter season without leaving the city.

Falling on rocks is not quite as fun as falling in powder snow.

Going to the club, going down the slope I have to look like a total skank.

This is exactly the type of people you will encounter on these slopes.

There are no trails in the snow so how did he get in that position?

There is a certain upside to this: you can take you entire football team along with you. Just don't expect them to turn the boat around for you if you fall down.