Those damn biscuits. Always cracking over the lines.

Everybody has a special set of reasons for loving thei mum. This little kid certainly has got his priorities straight.

Let me take a selfie of you taking a selfie of your friends taking a selfie. Of perfect, we also have some duck faces. The picture is complete!

Have metal splinters flying around? Why not protect yourself with a basic transparent bag? Everybody knows that safety glasses are just an expensive option for unprofessional workers.

Unfortunately someone managed to fail the driving test just as he/she was coming to the end. A sad day indeed.

Once again, my pen will not be silenced by these wall painters.

Whenever I accidentally drop my phone into water I always place it as soon as possible in a microwave. It does wonders.

You never know when a crowbar will come in handy. So better place that sucker in your purse and make sure everybody sees you mean business.

I regret the day I've asked my son to have children. I was supposed to be fun.

Once our cow became friends with the neighbour's pig they became inseparable. The next week we wanted to let them be together so this was the only obvious solution.