I'm sure there's an explanation behind this picture, but I'd find it pretty hard to think someone would convince me to wear a pig tail and pose as a piglet here.
And also looks like he goes out with girls that are a little on the modest side of proper spelling.
Meet the superpig. Turning vegetables into bacon is surely one of the most awesome superpowers one can have. Except the dying part.
Place the vegetables at one and and when it's about to pop just cut this big guy.
Just what is that pig lady slicing anyway? Oh my god! They're cannibals!
Not quite a lady but still, hahahahah.
Just a pig falling asleep while eating. Nothing new, just the usual.
This guy just took his pig outside for a nice walk. Cute. Did I mention, WTF?!