We have plenty of water. In solid state. Surrounded by whiskey. The perfect kind of water.

Now I can watch my girlfriend taking a dump right in front of me. How convenient!

So you want Internet access today? You better do these chores if you want to see any WiFi password from your parents.

Seems that our old toys just don't cut it anymore.

Having a beard is awesome. Having to brush your teeth every morning with a beard is not.

So looks like Minnie is scared of mice. How utterly convenient of her.

The owner would definitely eat here. That sounds good enough for me.

So the blender's motor broke. No need to panic, I have the right tool for this job.

After years of waiting she's dead. Come celebrate and take what you want on our garage sale!

Ladies and gentlemen, please meet Abraham Drinkin'.