Wonder who will hire you now? If nobody wants to then it's clearly the government's fault.

Remember to hug your toilet more often and not only when drunk.

Think of the poor animals when you decide to jump in and offer yourself as dinner to them. If you ain't got a healthy body then they will get sick.

If it wasn't for this label I would have worn this shirt with all the dirt inside.

Mercury and Earth have one thing in common for sure.

Looks like there is no place safe from these thieves.

These are two important reasons why my girlfriend is not allowed to use my Xbox.

That would be what? No thanks, I would rather go in the woods and fix my wounds myself.

That will certainly charge you phone in no time. Just sit back and relax a little.

Once again it seems that she has lost her control.