Looks like there is no place safe from these thieves.

These are two important reasons why my girlfriend is not allowed to use my Xbox.

That would be what? No thanks, I would rather go in the woods and fix my wounds myself.

That will certainly charge you phone in no time. Just sit back and relax a little.

Once again it seems that she has lost her control.

This is the only isle in the store that feels like home, you know what I mean?

I believe sending our kids outside to play didn't really solve the problem.

A graffiti should have been here, but in the meantime please accept our apologies for this wall.

Ever wondered why they picked up Trojan as a condom brand? Well keep wondering, because it makes no sense.

This is simply breaking news for all the jerks out there who keep a seat occupied.