This is what you get when you insert your head everywhere. God thing it's not a toilet seat this time.
Dear mother, I've been trying to tell you that I really love you, even more than cow.
You jerk, you starred at my breasts, did you not? Pervert!
Guys, I think we might have an impostor among us. Be on a lookout for him.
Yes, Earth. This is cow. Talk to me!
So.. what do you think about the mad cow's disease? Oh, pardon me, you're a helicopter... I almost forgot!
Earth? Hello Earth, yes, this is cow. Okay, I understand. Moo!