Sorry that I have the same name as your dad, but don't worry, I have a perfect solution!
I always thought there was a problem somewhere. Now I know! I am so beautiful that there are simply no other people in my league. That's why it is so hard to find someone.
What a dumb question. It's obviously that I have reached max level and there is nobody worthy of me.
Who would've thought that dating women can have these rules?