Jesus is a savior. Why not save the game yourself and become one too?

Don't you want to be able to save just like good ol' Jesus does?

Unfortunately it's true. We are going to have a talk about this, Jesus.

Might have to think twice before getting the top billboard next time.

I can't wait to see one of those inside a church.

Don't need no GPS. I got Jesus to guide me.

Hipster Jesus loves everybody.

What do a zombie, Dracula and Frankenstein have in common with Jesus Christ?

Having your parents' family name "Condom" is one thing, but also having your first name "Jesus" is beyond logic.