Clean your anus before returning to work.

Whoa there, if it says not to steal it I mustn't do that.

If you are planning to start your own career as a homeless guy, follow these simple rules.

Come to think of it, how many were linking the brushes before that sign was up?

I'll even eat for food, just give me food.

I'm bending the rules.

Wow there, it's only 199 for 18 months? I'll take it!

Honey, take off your shirt and go get me a drink please.

Yup, one could agree that, in fact, that is not a good sign at all.

There are a lot of crazy women here during that period so you better stay out.