There are dozens of helpless kittens trapped inside. Open the door and reach in to set them free.
Think about the wellbeing of the animals before you offer yourself for dinner.
There's always a clown in the middle of the protest group.
Nothing beats making fun of dumb protestors.
The paradox of the not in use sign.
We'll just leave it up to you to decide what is garbage and isn't trash.
Bowel movement problems are explicitly prohibited in the pool.
A redneck sign with proper spelling.