This must be the world's strongest police officer.

So the cop said, PULL OVER! And I said, actually it's a cardigan, but thanks anyway.

What's wrong with you man? What's with the underwear, you creepo?

Just to make everything clear, I am not a cop driving in an unmarked vehicle.

Don't make me run after you, boy?

Move along cop. We don't need you around here.