When the neighbors call the police because you fart too loud and upset your girlfriend, that's when you know there is a problem to be addressed.

I don't believe anything. I came here to see some good old fashioned beatings and some blood. I need adrenaline!

I am not responsible for what I do in case you start tickling me. Yep, true.

Does this sign say it is ok to beat up a person in a wheelchair?

I am not interested about your puny protest. I want to see some bloody action!

I pretty much don't care about this protest or any of you guys, but I do want to be here when the beatings start.

Mondays are so full of it.

Beware of Sunday, when domestic violence is no longer prohibited.